once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual
WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING
Oh Australian graffiti artists. You are doing it so, so right.
Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”
contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment
me: nobody asked you to do that though
when ur battling ice type pokemon
Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti