i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal
at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"
"can u follow me back? :)"
hooligan fruit causing trouble at night
welcome to australia where our national anthem was almost a song about a guy stealing a sheep but committing suicide before the police caught him
we could have had it all
I love this because it’s actually true
One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.
i think puberty works only for guys
union jack…. remix? alright..
AMERICANS ARE SO DUMB IT HURTS
Australia. It’s called the Australian flag