sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”




returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

returntothestars:

It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.

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kristoffbjorgman:

did u know: most australian food slogans are aggressively homosexual


my-jurisdiction:

WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING


crucifuckedd:

raynbowsareepic:

Oh Australian graffiti artists. You are doing it so, so right.


HAHA FUCK

crucifuckedd:

raynbowsareepic:

Oh Australian graffiti artists. You are doing it so, so right.

HAHA FUCK






00davo:

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF


burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

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problackgirl:

contestant on singing talent show: i quit my job for this, dropped out of school, I left it all… just for this moment

me: nobody asked you to do that though


paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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unleashthedragonfleet:

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Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti


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