sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.


overlypolitebisexual:

whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal


mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce


proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?


dankmaiden:

"ur so pretty and I love ur blog! :)"

"can u follow me back? :)"




mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night

mewtwo870:

hooligan fruit causing trouble at night


misery-and-demons:

tulimyrsky:

shortversion-notdeaded:

welcome to australia where our national anthem was almost a song about a guy stealing a sheep but committing suicide before the police caught him

we could have had it all

I love this because it’s actually true


frostbackscat:

One of the best animated villains in the entire fucking universe.


suspend:

i think puberty works only for guys 


trick-the-kick:

rachajello:

thehurrierigo:

chainsawnicorn:

Crikey.

union jack…. remix? alright..

AMERICANS ARE SO DUMB IT HURTS

Australia. It’s called the Australian flag




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